David has written 49 reviews for films during 2020.

  • Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles

    Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles

    ★½

    no ❤️

  • Crocodile Dundee II

    Crocodile Dundee II

    we made a terrible mistake

  • Aladdin

    Aladdin

    ★★★★★

    the heroes in all Disney renaissance movies are the trusty wingmen

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★★

    sydney pollack shirtless w/suspenders

  • Meet Me in St. Louis

    Meet Me in St. Louis

    ★★★★★

    that welsh rarebit was ginger peachy

  • The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart

    The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart

    ★★★★

    I don't know exactly when I became my dad but anyway I ate this up and smiled and pointed at the screen a bunch

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★★½

    what if Wonder Woman was in the 1980s

  • The Great Mouse Detective

    The Great Mouse Detective

    ★★★½

    Olivia Flavisham's outfits we stan

  • Déjà Vu

    Déjà Vu

    ★★★★½

    Tony Scott saw Vertigo, scoffed, and was like "I can do this better, I'll just tack on two additional acts and throw in a time machine"

  • In the Mood for Love

    In the Mood for Love

    ★★★★★

    the noodle scenes are the movie dancing

  • Gremlins

    Gremlins

    ★★★★

    merry xmas

  • Jason X

    Jason X

    ★★½

    [Jason stabs Brodski through the chest]

    Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog.

    [Jason stabs him through the chest again]

    Brodski: Yeah, that oughta do it.

    Me: This movie is good