David has written 150 reviews for films during 2017.

  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    ★★

    didn’t feel v welcome tbh

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    Raiders of the Lost Ark

    ★★★★★

    I guess I decided this is a Christmas movie?

  • Iron Man

    Iron Man

    ★★★★

    did u know Tony Stark built this in a cave with a box of scraps

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    ★★★

    The worst movie I ever liked

  • Dracula

    Dracula

    ★★★★

    best bad boyfriend movie

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★½

    mood: General Hux gettin rudely Force shoved onto a console

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★½

    aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

    the most romantic movie of the year

  • How Do You Know

    How Do You Know

    ★★½

    great movie about a bunch of robots at an alien planet's recreation of early 21st century America who start to malfunction and begin questioning their core programming

  • Coco

    Coco

    ★★★★

    Me: Ah, there's already so many good animated movies about the process of death and family and letting go, what new is there to offer

    Pixar: We made a movie where DEAD PEOPLE CAN DIE IF EVERYONE FORGETS ABOUT THEM

    Me: *is unbearably devastated*

  • The Post

    The Post

    ★★★★

    the gears of journalism literally shake a room to life in one scene. Spielberg in love with process and principle yet again, and I'm right there with him

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★½

    yes i've rewatched this twice in five days what of it