• Beckham


    it is disgusting how much this thing made me appreciate and love Gary fucking Neville

  • The Love Guru

    The Love Guru


    This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

    Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

    This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

    What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

    The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center…

  • Wonka



    if you give Jim Carter a tiny pair of glasses i'm basically gonna be on board with whatever

  • Nomads



    Pierce Brosnan is as good at French accents as he is at singing ABBA

  • 1492: Conquest of Paradise

    1492: Conquest of Paradise

    unconscionably boring. jesus christ. who was minding the shop for this one

  • G.I. Jane

    G.I. Jane


    Scott was largely too self-serious in the 90s. There should be more fun weirdos at the boot camp, as much as I love "nervy Viggo Mortensen with a mustache"

  • A Good Year

    A Good Year


    I get it Ridley. I too would like to inherit a vineyard in Provence, fall in love with restauranteur Marion Cotillard, and tell a bunch of City traders to fuck off

  • The Mirror Has Two Faces

    The Mirror Has Two Faces


    by the time we were at the sixth act (Barbra pondering an affair with Pierce Brosnan while Jeff Bridges screams math at his students) I felt too unhinged to have an objective opinion on this movie

  • Wham!



    Smith always knows how to present this stuff in a way that doesn't feel trite? P brilliant. Randy Andy Ridgeley ultimate sweetie

  • Dune



    have decided this is a thanksgiving movie

  • Smoke Sauna Sisterhood

    Smoke Sauna Sisterhood


    vibes are pretty immaculate in this one. guess I gotta move to an Estonian sauna hut

  • Menus-Plaisirs Les Troisgros

    Menus-Plaisirs Les Troisgros


    do you think anyone pretends to be a zombie when they serve the brains