Spider-Man: No Way Home

Spider-Man: No Way Home ★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Marvel is so good at getting people to do things for money in a way that reads like love.

there's some very cutesy stuff here (most of it an ominous, logical continuation of the content snake eating its own tail), CGI New York City is a really a Character Unto Itself lolol, and Jon Watts is now unquestionably the worst director to ever make a Spider-Man movie.

also, not a spoiler, lol at Pete and his friends for simply *assuming* they'd all get into MIT. a very cool premise for a $250 million movie.

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