Favorite films

  • Ikiru
  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • Titanic

Recent activity

  • Come and See


  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


  • Vagabond


  • BlackBerry


Pinned reviews

  • Daddy's Home

    Daddy's Home


    (update 5/29/23: taking another month off to be with the baby, so this is back in effect until july 1)

    ***quick programming note***

    i usually only log the movies i watch for work, but i'm not gonna be writing any full-length reviews for the next little while (you can thank my imminent baby daughter for that), so this page is just going to be a diaristic, sleep-deprived, paternity-brained free-for-all until July. and then it'll go back to normal.

    this is…

Recent reviews

  • Come and See

    Come and See


    (guy who's still buzzing from Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse)

    this is significantly less fun than Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse.

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


    a mind-blowing combination of magical artistry, post-modern imagination, and dunking on Jeff Koons. I’m in awe.

Popular reviews

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling


    White Mirror.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    Barbara Minerva: I used to be a nerd who nobody liked but now I am hot and bulletproof and can pull off Robert Smith-levels of eyeliner.

    Maxwell Lord: but don’t you want *more*?

    Barbara Minerva: i want… to be cat.