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  Daddy's Home 2015

  ★★ Rewatched 02 Feb 2023

  (update 5/29/23: taking another month off to be with the baby, so this is back in effect until july 1)

  ***quick programming note***

  i usually only log the movies i watch for work, but i'm not gonna be writing any full-length reviews for the next little while (you can thank my imminent baby daughter for that), so this page is just going to be a diaristic, sleep-deprived, paternity-brained free-for-all until July. and then it'll go back to normal.

  this is…

Recent reviews

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  Come and See 1985

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 07 Jun 2023

  (guy who's still buzzing from Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse)

  this is significantly less fun than Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Jun 2023

  a mind-blowing combination of magical artistry, post-modern imagination, and dunking on Jeff Koons. I’m in awe.

Popular reviews

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  Don't Worry Darling 2022

  ★½ Watched 05 Sep 2022

  White Mirror.

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  Wonder Woman 1984 2020

  ★★ Watched 25 Dec 2020 2

  Barbara Minerva: I used to be a nerd who nobody liked but now I am hot and bulletproof and can pull off Robert Smith-levels of eyeliner.

  Maxwell Lord: but don’t you want *more*?

  Barbara Minerva: i want… to be cat.