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  • The Happiness of the Katakuris
  • The Last Black Man in San Francisco
  • Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
  • Through the Olive Trees

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  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★

  • Skinamarink

    ★★★★

  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    ★★★½

  • Terrifier 2

    ★★★½

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  • 13 Going on 30

    13 Going on 30

    ★★★★½

    Quentin Tarantino wishes he made this movie.

  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    ½

    Slenderman isnt scary I see tall white twinks all the time

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  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★

    Picked up a snippet of conversation from a couple girls on my way out of the theatre:

    Girl 1: “Lots of whales, whales were a plus. I liked the whales a lot.”

    Girl 2: “Same Same… Hey do you think Namor has a big d*ck”

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★★

    God this is a perfect perfect perfect encapsulation of that suffocating,
    claustrophobic terror that can only come from deep childhood memories and fears. The toys, god, the toys. It's just the pure confused animal fear of a child afraid of empty dark rooms. I think this is the second time I’ve ever had a nightmare after watching a movie. Scariest movie of 2022 honestly.

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  • Blonde

    Blonde

    I’d be lying to you if I said that the production design, cinematography and performance from Ana de Armas were terrible, because they aren’t whatsoever, but it’s hard to appreciate these things when what you are watching on screen is repulsive.

    What could've been an exploration of exploitation and an intimate look at Marilyn Monroe's life behind the fame, it chooses to further exploit the actress and positions itself more like distasteful porn. It should’ve been a biopic.

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I went in completely blind and thought this was amazing-- my second-favorite of the year after Everything Everywhere.

    The camera really had a personality, especially the first act scenes when it lingered on things like the doorknob locks, the dryer, the tea, etc. Showing the neighborhood at night when she first arrives only to reveal what it actually looks like the next day was a shock.

    That cutaway transition to the second act was probably my favorite part of the…