Favorite films

  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
  • Trick 'r Treat
  • It

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  • Come Play

    ★★★★

  • Black Pumpkin

    ★★

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★

  • Trick 'r Treat

    ★★★★★

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  • Come Play

    Come Play

    ★★★★

    “Larry just wants a friend. Larry just wants a friend. Larry just wants a friend.”

    Does Larry not understand how out of line his actions are? I mean, who does he think he is, acting like he’s got rich-white-cis-het-man privilege or something??


    "Oh, Britta’s in this?"
    Yes, dean, yes she is. And she is awesome! So is Azhy Robertson! Idk why I liked this so much, but maybe because I was a sped teacher for several years, and I really enjoyed the dynamic they created.


    This was a great movie to end my 2021 Septober Horror Fest

    Happy Halloween everybody!

  • Black Pumpkin

    Black Pumpkin

    ★★

    This is what you get when you order Sam (the demon-pumpkin-child in Trick ‘r Treat) from Wish 🎃

    This was real bad… but also oddly entertaining in certain scenes? I’ll be nice and give it 2⭐

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  • The Clovehitch Killer

    The Clovehitch Killer

    ★★★★

    It is hard to describe how chilling, disturbing, and horrifying this movie is for me. Uber Christian judgmental hypocrites are terrifying!

    Oh yeah, and it does something with a serial killer or whatever 🤷‍♂️

    But that "Godly man vs. monkey brain" sex talk with dad... 😳 that's enough to turn ANYONE into a serial killer!

  • Funhouse

    Funhouse

    ★★★★

    "Whatever happened to the days when you could trust the word of a sadistic maniacal panda?"

    This is trash. But HIGHLY entertaining trash! I don't know why I had so much fun with this, but I did. Watch if you're in the mood for fun trash 😄