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  • Hereditary
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • George of the Jungle
  • Under the Skin

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  • Hereditary

    ★★★★½

  • Double Team

    ★★★½

  • Top Gun

    ★★★

  • War of the Worlds

    ★★½

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★½

    When I get bored during a film, I have a habit of tapping my fingers in drum patterns. But when I'm entirely on board with a film, I have a tendency to put the remote in my mouth. Let's just say that after every scene where we see the thing, I was having to wipe a lot of saliva off the remote.

    I ought to get out of the way, The Thing wasn't nearly as scary as it was made…

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    As the film reached its shocking climax, I sat, mouth agape. As the credits rolled, I panned my head around the theater, hoping someone would respond to my telepathic question of "Did we actually just watch that?"

    Comparatively, it's one of Fincher's less stylish films (not that that means anything), but it's quite possibly the best screenplay. Never once did I feel I needed to check my watch. Never did I feel that a scene or line was out of…