• Muriel's Wedding

    Muriel's Wedding

    The Waterloo scene is like when Malakie and I did karaoke to the theme song of Golden Girls for 20 straight minutes except instead of a fight breaking out someone fell off a deck and broke a chair and instead of a crowd cheering us on everyone blatantly ignored us.

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    I sighed in relief when this was over and said, "It is finished" to quote Aslan quoting Jesus and my family said they don't want to watch movies with me anymore

  • Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains

    I'm perfect! But no one in this shithole gets me, 'cause I don't put out!!!

  • Memorial Day 2000

    Memorial Day 2000

    Puke! Puke! Puke! Puke! Puke!

    Kurt's gonna puke! Kurt's gonna puke! Kurt's gonna puke! Kurt's gonna puke! Kurt's gonna puke!

    *Kurt pukes*

    Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

  • ABBA: The Movie

    ABBA: The Movie

    Ugh I just wanted that insufferable DJ who didn't even know who ABBA is because he's too busy being cool playing his western music to images of kanagroos and horses to just freaking fail at his stupid job!! Is that too much to ask for??

    Throughout the entire movie I was gripping my seat in excitement while simultaneously feeling disgusted. The aspect ratio is literally changed by a man spreading out his arms while the frame expands. I'm a Marionette…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    Scarred by the use of the term "queefed from her womb."

  • Liza with a Z

    Liza with a Z

    Yee-OWZA (with a Z)!!! It was a good time! It was the best time! It was a party!

    It was my 4th time watching it this year!!! There's no stopping me now!! I cannot express how much I love this! I now own the DVD please watch it with me!

  • The Worst Witch

    The Worst Witch

    "Oh, Absolutely." - Tim Curry as the GRAND WIZARD/me agreeing to watch a movie where Tim Curry plays the GRAND WIZARD/whoever thought it was okay for a movie to have a character titled the GRAND WIZARD

  • Happy Birthday to Me

    Happy Birthday to Me

    I can only hope that someone (related or otherwise) despises me enough to murder those b*stard friends of mine who didn't bother to show up to my birthday party and then put them on such a beautiful display!!! Not that my friends would ever not show up for my birthday party they know how much it means to me thank you friends who are reading this!!

  • Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge

    Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge

    "My name is Melody."
    Hannah: "Isn't that your therapist's name?"
    Me: 👀👀

  • Dune

    Dune

    Me: *sits through a 2 and a half hour long movie*

    The movie: ~~This is only the beginning~~

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    "Oh my god." -Dennis Hopper after he tries to get Caroline Williams out of a hole using a skeleton arm which breaks leading her to fall for like 30 seconds which includes a trip down a windy slide but ALSO that's what I was saying the entire movie. Big ups to my mom who called and asked me if I was stoned halfway through the movie. Idk I loved this!!