I hope I’m never in this situation.
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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy 2011
This seems like it’s probably a four-star movie, but I didn’t understand any of it.
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
Easily the best Marvel movie I've seen. I didn't know anything about there being numerous Spider-Mans (other than Miles thanks to the video game), but that didn't hurt my enjoyment of this in the least. If anything, the way it brings in all of these other characters made me think this movie would be a dream for big fans of the comics.
As someone who's never read a Spider-Man comic, it managed to tell a fantastic story even if you…
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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation 2015
I understood roughly 5% of what was happening, but everything looked cool and there was a ton of cool action spy shit.
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Thor: Ragnarok 2017
After trying to like a lot of these Marvel movies and not being able to, I wanted to give this one a shot. People told me it was more of a comedy than a typical Marvel movie, which I figured could be good or bad considering how much I've disliked the humor and dialogue of the others.
Luckily, the humor lands more often than not and the cast seems to be having a lot of fun with this one. Didn't…
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
Totally watchable movie with a bunch of dinosaurs. Human characters were pretty one-dimensional and it was pretty corny at times, but whatever. That indoraptor looked cool as hell.