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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    a dumb baby movie that i watched because i’m a dumb baby

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★

    truly amazing that this movie features michelle pfeiffer giving the sexiest performance like... ever AND danny devito just completely debasing himself to play the most grotesque character humanly possible. and keaton balances it out by looking like a slice of wheat bread with a brillo pad on top. it must've cost thousands to make devito look like that every day and they couldn't afford to get mikey some conditioner and a tin of pomade? tragic 90s seinfeld hair but an otherwise near-perfect batman movie.