best nintendo adaptation
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When Harry Met Sally... 1989
iconic although unconvincing. Meg Ryan really put in the work to compensate for Billy Crystal’s deadpan (boring) performance. Great concept.
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Little Monsters 1989
ferris brûlées day off meets beetlejuice. there is more swearing in this movie than some people have done in their entire lives.
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They/Them 2022
if you’re thinking about watching this movie you should watch “but i’m a cheerleader” instead. it’s a whole new level of queersploitation. none of the kids end up being relevant or meaningful. even the camp counselor’s transphobia had plot holes and inconsistencies. 1 star for Theo Germaine
the writers forgot to consult either queer people or conversion camp advocates. also i don’t know a single gay person who knows all the lyrics to a P!nk song
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Crimes of the Future 2022
That right there is some fine worldbuilding. Kinda feels like an urban Dune with bionic machines but that might just be because I was also reading Dune today
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American Animals 2018
the most accurate depiction of the type of guy who would do this.
i liked their cute jokes about not being able to remember unimportant details but i think they could’ve been subtler and there could’ve been more.
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American Ultra 2015
i thought it was sweet, okay! k stew and her character are the highlight of the movie, of course. i wish they would’ve done more with her and less with the other cia agents. also the ending was bad. i thought she wanted a simple life with him where they just got stoned and listened to records and made up astronaut ape stories but noooo for some reason they wanna work for the cia again?????