Dan DeLaPorte

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I’m the paterfamilias.Β 
Red pill reviews.
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Favorite films

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Dune: Part Two

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  • Dune: Part Two

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

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    Truly raises the bar. One of those movies that wreck your rating system and make you reconsider every 5 star you’ve ever given.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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    things I have in common with The Two Towers
    1. Middle child
    2. Needs more credit for being funny

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  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox

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    700 movies in my watchlist as I put this on again: πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ
    What can I say? I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is 90 minutes of little fox dolls talking and doing people things

  • Babylon

    Babylon

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    Today on Watch Mojo, we’re counting down the top 5 movies not to watch with your mom.