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Do not read my reviews I am Stupid

Favorite films

  • The Batman
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • RoboCop
  • Before Sunrise

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  • Tenet

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  • Wendy and Lucy

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  • The Long Goodbye

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  • Serendipity

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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

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    Fletcher? I just met her!

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

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    Holographic meatloaf!? My favorite!!!

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

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    What’s crazy is that when this came out I didn’t have letterboxd, but in the future I logged my past theater viewing

  • Wendy and Lucy

    Wendy and Lucy

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    Punk bitch Andy I’ll fuck you up

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  • Urban Cowboy

    Urban Cowboy

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    β€œYou know, Bud, sometimes even a cowboy’s gotta swallow his pride and hold on to somebody he loves”.

    It’s hard to justify my rating for this movie, because the film doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. I wish I could say it has charm but Debra Winger gets the shit beat out of her entirely too much for that. Maybe the performative ruggedness of these urban cowboys speaks to me. I wish I wasn’t rooting for Travolta because he…

  • The Menu

    The Menu

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    This is a solid 4 but I had so much damn fun in the theater that it gets bumped up an extra half star.


    Rich people sold me an β€œeat the rich” movie and my dumbass fell for it.