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  • Spiders



    So the spider webs are bullet proof yet they can be cut with a knife!??????

    Also the parents don’t give two shits about their eldest daughter. In one scene they got separated and they ask a military officer something like ‘have you seen our daughter, she’s about (yes, he said about, even though today IS HER FUCKING BIRTHDAY) 12 years old, she would he with her older sister’. LIKE SHE WAS A SIDE THOUGHT

    other then that this movie isn’t anything special, the special effects are surprisingly competent tho

  • Sometimes They Come Back... Again

    Sometimes They Come Back... Again


    I did not expect to see Burt fuckin Gummer and the guy from Boys Don’t Cry

    Also the main greaser was amazing!

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