Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★½ Watched 27 May 2023

  there is not a single man on this planet who is worth all that

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★ Watched 24 May 2023

  mia goth gives it an extra half star bc she did a yas job plus i didnt have to close my little girl eyes too much so that was good. also besides for the murder stuff OBVI like im kind of on pearl's side - her mom was abusive and her husband just left her!!!!!!!!!! id be pissed too bae

Popular reviews

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  The Maltese Falcon 1941

  ★★½ Watched 26 Aug 2022 2

  much like the characters in the film, i too was confused as to what was going on and sleepy most of the time. i did like when the lady kicked that guy and screamed at him. yas!

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  M*A*S*H 1970

  ★½ Added

  soz but i did not like this one. i was really excited when the film opened and we saw this really beautiful wide shot of the airplane with the injured soldiers. i was like we are about to get a really, really great commentary about the war that will heavily impact me.....
  and then the movie started
  womp womp
  anyways, yeah, i really did not enjoy this one. i feel like i normally don't actively rank on movies, but this…