Finding out Taylor Swift has parents surprised the shit out of me for some reason.
No joke, Napoleon might be the the only movie of 2023 with NO DIRECTORIAL VISION. It feels like Ridley Scott got Napoleon’s “Top 10 Greatest Hits” and just lazily combined them to make this weird anthology-ish structure.
1. An Inaccurate Biography
2. A Shallow Romance Movie
3. A One Dimensional Character Study
4. War Film
The comedy is also terrible and is honestly similar to how SNL makes fun of Donald Trump (i.e., loud big guy say stupid shit haha).…
Imagine a sequel but instead of Mario and Luigi, it’s Wario and Waluigi, and instead of being from Brooklyn, they’re from Staten Island, and instead of having a happy ending, they fucking lose because they’re from Staten Island and it’s Wario and Waluigi.
Also, both Wario and Waluigi would be played by Pete Davidson.