The Forever Purge

The Forever Purge ★★★½

The Dixie Tex-Mex Jump Scare one set one year before Blade Runner 2049, but still looks like 2019.

Couple of resourceful Mexicans🌮 migrate to Texas🤠 and live out the working class dream of Redford Seabiscuit style horse whispering.🐴 The Purge comes, but like Pauly Shore, doesn't know when to chill and keeps weazin' on all the grindage. Bud-dy!

So the Brady bunch gotta high tail it back to Mexico before Closing Time, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.🍺 And like Pauly Shore's In the Army Now, there's lots of idiots with deadly weapons blocking the way, so sneaking past ain't gonna be easy... until... Native America enters the chat!

I actually enjoyed this as it was mostly stupid random chaotic violence, which is pretty much all I want from a flick in the Purgering universe.

🏆Best Cringe moment:
Adela picks up an assault rifle and aims down the sight (without firing).👀
Lead Merc: 'Hey, where'd you learn how to handle a weapon like that?'🤔
👁️👄👁️
(Must be some sort of pick up line.❤️🍷🥩🤼🛌)

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