Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace ★½

Misa wishes that Jar Jar Binks would just shut the fuck up, and honestly everyone else in this too, except maybe Liam Neeson but only cause I like his voice.

This movie is pretty bad. They really fucked up star wars here. They literally replaced the stormtroopers with shit cgi drones and they replaced the rebels with shit cgi Jar Jar Binks (I don't know what they were actually called). Darth Maul is easily one of the worst characters in anything ever. He is in like two scenes before the end battle. Like why was he there? There is zero character development for him. And his acting in the final battle is so unintentionally hilarous. He tries to do this really serious face but he over does it and it's laughable. I would shit on the kid for his terrible acting but I can't because he's just a kid. His acting is even better than some people in this movie. Padme is literally a robot. She has no emotion. Obi wan is super annoying too. His voice gets on my nerves.

I know I really don't like this, but there were two scenes I enjoyed. The scene where R2 D2 and C3PO meet for the first time and the scene where Liam Neeson is that close to beating the shit out of Jar Jar Binks.

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