Twin Peaks: The Return

Twin Peaks: The Return

Every person pretending this is good is part of some fucking Truman Show experiment to gaslight me and I'm just sick of it.

Absolutely nothing that David Lynch has ever done makes any sense at all and this might be his most interminable exercise.

I was confounded without also being interested, I was annoyed without any payoff to justify it, nothing happened and then things happened but they amounted to nothing and then some things appeared portentous but were abandoned or appeared banal and were treated as crucial to something, but what?

This guy's whole career is the emperor's new clothes and buddy, I'm here to tell you, the man is naked.

That said, he seems like a sweet person, so I wish him well, but fuck twin peaks, it was a bad show in the 90s and it's a bad show with a bigger budget now, so why bother?

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