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    ★★★

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    ★★

  • Children of the Corn

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    ★★½

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  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    This looks like the cynical, Hollywood schlock that would be the movie-within-a-movie that gets mocked in some would-be satire like Tropic Thunder.

    How completely depressing that it exists in our real world.

    I never want to see the Rock or Ryan Reynolds ever again. Just retire these Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards presenters masquerading as action stars already.

    I can't believe a movie poster as lazy and banal as this could make me feel so angry, but Netflix needs to get out of the "original content" business, like yesterday.

  • Twisted Pair

    Twisted Pair

    did Neil Breen preemptively add the Criterion logo to the cover of his new film? that's amazing. someone needs to convince the Alamo Drafthouse to premier this thing on the big screen. i cannot wait.