• How Do You Know

    How Do You Know

    ★★★½

    this is the stupidest rom com of all time, and I love it.

  • Lars and the Real Girl

    Lars and the Real Girl

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Homeboy really threw a funeral at a church for his sex doll

  • Bowfinger

    Bowfinger

    ★★★

    unplanned Eddie Murphy double feature w/ Mom

  • Candy Cane Lane

    Candy Cane Lane

    ★★★

    very cute tho my mom says “there was no heart in it, weird writing, I wouldn’t watch it again”…. 😐 I liked it enough

    Moms edit: you gotta write I love Eddie Murphy, I wouldn’t give him a bad review. I don’t want to give a bad review for Eddie Murphy I love him but the writer.. it was weird. This was probably the worst Eddie Murphy movie I’ve seen.

  • A Good Person

    A Good Person

    ★★★½

    I can’t seem to escape this town, it’s like there’s a force field around it or something. 

    Another stuck in limbo after the death of loved one(s) in New Jersey movie from Zach Braff, and I’m here for it.

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★½

    It says you’re allergic to polyester—why?

    You Can’t Spell Community Without Coma. 

  • Pulse

    Pulse

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    Watched up to 1:12 min with Vicky, we’re going to return to this one soon.

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake

    ★★★★½

    On todays episode of showing my mom movies I adore that she completely cannot / will not grasp and it ends up being a total flop

  • There's Something Wrong with the Children

    There's Something Wrong with the Children

    ★★

    OKAY SO WHEN I SAW IT ALONE I LOVED IT GAVE IT 4 STARS THEN I GUESS I GOT COCKY CUS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD MOVIE FOR FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT AND NO ONE FUCKED WITH IT!!! WHEN IT ENDED 85 yr old NANA GOES “WELL THAT STUNK!!!” FUCK DUDE I FUMBLED THE BAG SO BAD NOW MY FAM DFWM!!!!

  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    ★★★½

    Liked this more bcus I watched it w my mom and it’s her shit; she’s rating it aloud now: “it’s got sexy kinda vibes and scary vibes and some good little—when he’s singing in the bathtub”

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    ★★★

    much less cringe and Christmas-y than I expected!

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★½

    You’ve heard of doom scrolling but have you ever heard of doom streaming?