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  • Freaks of Nature
  • Fast X
  • The Last Movie Star
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

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  • Dirty Grandpa

    ★★★★½

  • Death at a Funeral

    ★★★★½

  • Barbershop 2: Back in Business

    ★★★

  • Grown Ups

    ★★★★★

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  • The Last Movie Star

    The Last Movie Star

    ★★★★★

    The best movie that A24 has ever put out. 

    This was fucking incredible. The on screen chemistry between Reynolds and Ariel Winter is just amazing and the 3rd act reveal was some really deep shit.

  • Freaks of Nature

    Freaks of Nature

    ★★★★★

    “No mercy for the weak. Like a Goddamn soaring eagle.”

    The epitome of a cult classic in the making (if it isn’t one already). 

    A town where humans, vampires, and zombies can co-exist get attacked by aliens. Featuring this talented cast. 


    Vampire Mackenzie Davis is sooo fucking hawttt

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  • Dirty Grandpa

    Dirty Grandpa

    ★★★★½

    Being a corporate lawyer, you know, it's got its upsides.

    You know what I'd rather do?

    I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.”

    This movie is so fucking underrated. DeNiro is unhinged, doesn’t give a shit, and his chemistry with Efron is surprisingly amazing. 

    Then we have Zoey Deutch being the goddess that she is.

  • Death at a Funeral

    Death at a Funeral

    ★★★★½

    “Let me get this straight: our father was romantically involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?”

    Still one of the funniest movies of the past 15 years. Great cast and just gets crazier as it goes along. I love it so much.

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  • American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules

    American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules

    ★½

    “Sax is the sexiest wind instrument, so it’s not boring.”

    Greg Heffley: From Wimpy Kid to Pussy Slayer.

  • The Pentaverate

    The Pentaverate

    ★★★½

    It kinda falls apart towards the end, but I am just so fucking happy to see Mike Myers back and the multiple characters were hilarious. 

    His 90s style of humor is still here and that Shrek reference was EVERYTHING. 

    Please let this be the start of a major comeback.


    PS: I wonder if the warranty for one Swedish made penis enlarger pump was still any good?