• Friday the 13th Part 2

    Friday the 13th Part 2

    1980s slasher movies be like: this girl has tits. she must die

  • The Creator

    The Creator

    Cool visuals and concepts (mostly) and I love the idea of an original IP blockbuster, but every character and story beat has been done to death before.

  • Saw X

    Saw X

    saw: how disgusting!
    saw x: how disgusting! (in spanish)

  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice

    Fun, atmospheric, nothing crazy good but better than Death on the Nile

  • Kedi


    I'm not a cat person but I'm in Istanbul right now and boy are these suckers cute!

  • Strays


    Not enough beagle content 😕 We want beagles!

  • You've Got Mail

    You've Got Mail

    sorry didn’t like this at all 🫢 tom hanks’ character was a manipulative selfish liar I do NOT understand the premise of the romance at all

  • Oldboy


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Not sure what I was expecting but it wasn’t that 🤠

  • The Choice

    The Choice

    Energy of this one was so off, vibes are strange and it doesn't feel like a real movie... uncanny valley Nicholas Sparks

  • Meg 2: The Trench

    Meg 2: The Trench

    This was actually really inspiring and heartwarming to see... terrible screenwriters, you too can have your horrible screenplays turned into full budget movies! Never give up! <3

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    this was cute idc 😭

  • The Meg

    The Meg

    too many jason statham foot shots, not enough meg