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Favorite films

  • The Matador
  • Whiplash
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Videodrome

Recent activity

  • The Frozen North


  • It's a Wonderful Knife


  • No Time to Die


  • Spectre

Recent reviews

  • The Frozen North

    The Frozen North


    "I've made a mistake: this isn't my house or my wife."

    Opening up with Buster emerging from the "subway exit" in the middle of nowhere in Alaska, his own 'The Frozen North' is hilariously engaging, rife with Keaton mainstays and staples and his iconic brand of humor that never fails to make me laugh. Buster's falling tear and rollercoaster of emotions as he executes his wife and lover, all before realizing he's in the wrong house, was pure gold, while…

  • It's a Wonderful Knife

    It's a Wonderful Knife


    "This town was better with you in it."

    Yet another seasonal genre-blender this year that packs in zero scares, mystery, or consistent comedy, stumbling on each element in unfortunate ways, Tyler MacIntyre's 'It's a Wonderful Knife' is cheekily titled but lackluster across the board. It should be praised for its diversity and the personalities it puts on screen but for me it still fails as not only a Christmas film but also a slasher flick and dark comedy. Jane Widdop…

Popular reviews

  • Nobody



    "I hope these assholes like hospital food."

    Bob Odenkirk as a lighter John Wick? Check. A killer soundtrack that totally fits with what's unfolding? Check. Heavy gore blending well with incredible comedic timing? Check.

    Ilya Naishuller's 'Nobody' is a wonderful treat, a great return to the cinemas after not having been in such a long time, and Odenkirk's Hutch Mansell, beyond sporting a damn cool name, makes for one of my favorite action heroes in a long while. He's highly…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    "The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don't know what's going on."

    Deadly fanny packs, hot dog fingers, black hole bagels, self-inflicted paper cuts, and telepathic rocks? Believe the hype - 'Everything Everywhere All At Once' is a masterpiece, a visionary work of art, a visual orgasm for the eyes and brain. I don't believe I've ever seen a film blend comedy, drama, heartfelt compassion and impressive action…