Lochlan Ashton

Lochlan Ashton Patron

Favorite films

  • Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
  • Naked
  • A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence
  • Joint Security Area

Recent activity

  • Fist of Fury


  • World of Glory


  • Decision to Leave


  • The Greatest Night in Pop


Pinned reviews

  • The Lord of the Rings

    The Lord of the Rings


    I’m not a person who usually writes a big review and I’m guessing most people won’t read this but fuck it. 

    I love this trilogy so much. Every film has its own place in my heart. Each character is perfectly casted, the story telling is incredible and the cinematography is still breathtaking to this day. 

    The Fellowship of the Ring is probably my favourite of the 3. We meet a group of small people who are just a tiny part…

  • La Haine

    La Haine


    Ever since I first watched this on its 480p YouTube quality, I was blown away. Now that I have the new BFI release, I have been blown away once again. It is easily one of the most stunning films ever made. Such a brilliant yet short story, that is straight to the point and provides some of the best performances you could ever see on screen. So glad I rewatched this masterpiece and I really think that everyone should open their eyes to La Haine.

Recent reviews

  • World of Glory

    World of Glory


    I got to the stage know if I see anything of Roy Andersson I instantly love it. 
    The world he created in his film interest me so much and the characters.

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things


    My friend Lee said walking out the film 
    —A steampunk cult classic—

    I will have to agree I would have loved to explore the world a bit more and the story of Bella was good but could done a lot more with it.
    The cast brilliant William defo and Mark Ruffalo I loved and Emma Stone am on the fence with she very good but didn’t blow my socks off.

Popular reviews

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski


    All my boy wanted was a rug.

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights


    Thought this was going to be about dancing but no, it was about Mark Wahlberg’s big dick.