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Zodiac 2007
my aesthetic is newspaper clippings pinned up on a bulletin board in an organized yet haphazard-looking way. incredible work, jake gyllenhaal, you're doing amazing sweetie👏🏼
I definitely went into this thinking jake gyllenhaal('s character) was the zodiac killer, so for the first 30 minutes I was confused. even though I had seen the 20-minute buzzfeed unsolved crimes video ABOUT THE UNSOLVED ZODIAC KILLER CASE
when I realized gyllenhaal's character wasn't the zodiac killer, I became deeply attached to him. protect…
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The Worst Person in the World 2021
“I feel like a spectator in my own life. Like I’m playing a supporting role in my own life.”
this film perfectly captures the deeply millennial/elder gen z feeling of not knowing what you want to do with your life and feeling completely hopeless because of it. almost every shot of this film took my breath away, especially any time we see the city skyline. the first shot of julie on a rooftop with the city behind her instantly drew…
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Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever 2014
dylan walking this back a star on his fourth viewing is insane. that’s how you know it’s bad
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010
hot take: this movie is... just alright? between the whole premise being sexist/misogynistic and chris evans somehow looking ugly in this film, I’m really not that impressed
“you once were a ve-gone, but now you will be-gone”
the seinfeld parody scene was hilarious though
p.s. film boys I swear to GOD if you try to mansplain this movie to me I’ll cut off your dick
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 2011
that one moment where ron does something helpful and hermione looks at him with an expression that reads “I am going to have your children”
