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  Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2023

  This entire film centers around Janelle Monáe in a suit, covered in fake blood, getting revenge; I don’t think Rian Johnson could’ve made something more for me if he tried.

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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 24 Dec 2022

  Hans Gruber top three movie villains of all time, I’m so serious.

Popular reviews

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  Moonfall 2022

  ½ Watched 04 Feb 2022

  This is the film equivalent of the funniest Reddit conspiracy thread ever created. Patrick Wilson had no reason to look THAT sexy in a movie this bad. All dilfed up for no reason.

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  House of Gucci 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Nov 2021

  This movie is the equivalent of watching the world’s most stylish car crash. It was kinda messy but holy shit was it one of the most entertaining movies I’ve seen in a while. I’m obsessed with the fact that not a single person aged from 1978 to 1995. Gaga is amazing as always.