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  • Logan
  • Donnie Darko
  • Black Swan
  • Shallow Grave

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★½

  • Die Hard

    ★★★★½

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★★

  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★½

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★½

    This entire film centers around Janelle Monáe in a suit, covered in fake blood, getting revenge; I don’t think Rian Johnson could’ve made something more for me if he tried.

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    ★★★★½

    Hans Gruber top three movie villains of all time, I’m so serious.

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  • Moonfall

    Moonfall

    ½

    This is the film equivalent of the funniest Reddit conspiracy thread ever created. Patrick Wilson had no reason to look THAT sexy in a movie this bad. All dilfed up for no reason.

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★★½

    This movie is the equivalent of watching the world’s most stylish car crash. It was kinda messy but holy shit was it one of the most entertaining movies I’ve seen in a while. I’m obsessed with the fact that not a single person aged from 1978 to 1995. Gaga is amazing as always.