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  • Teen Wolf

    ★★★★

  • Escape from New York

    ★★★★★

  • Hotel Transylvania

    ★½

  • Firestarter

    ★½

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    2022 First Time Watch #184
    Via Movie Theater
    ⛵🪓🧔🏼‍♀️⚔️🐺🍄🧟‍♂️🌋🏛️🐎(10/10)
    🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
    You can't just make Berserker Conan Hamlet and expect me to not absolutely love it and I completely concur with Alexander Skarsgård when he so eloquently said, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRR!!!!"
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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    Holy 2022 Bat-a-thon, Batman!
    2022 First Time Watch #115
    Via Movie Theater
    🌃🦇🪃🐈‍⬛🐧❔🚔💣🧩🌊(9.75/10)
    Now that's a goddamn Batman movie! Alright so can we get serious and please stop talking about the Nolanverse Batman series now? Because this movie is better in just about every way. It's brooding, atmospheric, disturbing, more calculating and a more thrilling experience. Gotham City is a character herself and this hasn't been done correctly since the Burton Batmans. It's use of atmosphere is almost at Axel…

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  • Teen Wolf

    Teen Wolf

    Via Blu-ray
    🚸👨‍🏫👩‍❤️‍👨🚐🌕🐺🏀🕺(7.8/10)
    I guess this is one of those movies where either you hate it or it just hits that perfect 80s nostalgia vibe that puts you into a great mood. Micheal J. Fox is a national treasure. No, I don't want to watch the TV show.

  • Escape from New York

    Escape from New York

    ★★★★★

    Via Blu-ray
    🗽✈️🔫🐍⌚💉🚕💼🤼‍♂️📼(9.7/10)
    🌃🌆🌃🌆🌃🌆🌃🌆🌃🌆
    Snake Plissken is one of the coolest and baddest movie characters ever created. Also I've seen this movie tons of times and it's innovative story has been copied 100s of times so it deserves the full 5/5 in my opinion.

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  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★

    2022 First Time Watch
    Via Hulu
    🪶👾🔪🧸🪓🏹🐕‍🦺🔫(8/10)
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    This was like 3000% better than The Predator 2018. Surprisely, it's a wonderful follow up to the first two Predator movies.

  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China

    ★★★★★

    Via Hulu
    🚛🃏🥠🐉⛈️⚔️🍶🧙‍♂️👰👹(10/10)
    "Indeed!" Decades later this is still one of my absolute favorite movies. It's Impossible to not have Chinese takeout while watching this.