Favorite films

  • The Haunting of Hill House
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Batman Begins
  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

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  • Halloween Kills

  • Kate

    ★★★

  • Aftermath

    ★★

  • Candyman

    ★★★½

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills is a bloated soulless cash grab of a sequel. Calling it a movie is even too forgiving--this is not one cohesive work of art, but rather an overstuffed work of nonsense containing several plots that go nowhere and characters that receive so little attention that their deaths are entirely sterile events.

    HK feels like Danny McBride sat down to write a satire and David Gordon Green just didn't realize it. So many of the concepts are laughably ridiculous…

  • Kate

    Kate

    ★★★

    This was a pretty strong action movie. Like a Crank movie by way of John Wick. Mary Elizabeth-Winstead puts in a truly badass performance.

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  • The Haunting of Bly Manor

    The Haunting of Bly Manor

    ★★★★★

    I have a lot of thoughts about Bly Manor.

    And this certainly won’t be for everyone. Maybe even some fans of Hill House won’t be happy, because this series is more of a slow burn. Whereas Hill House has more immediate payoffs and a more urgent pace, Bly Manor is slower but just as methodical. It’s setup much more like a classical Victorian ghost story, and puts a lot of faith in its story, characters, and performances to keep the…

  • What Keeps You Alive

    What Keeps You Alive

    ½

    This movie was so ridiculously overbloated, dull, predictable, redundant and utterly devoid of any engaging aspect whatsoever.

    If the concept is to make us feel the horror of realizing your spouse is an evil murderer you don’t really know, then we need actual setup. We need scenes of the couple happy and in love. We need to feel the joy if we’re meant to feel anything at the betrayal.

    This is a soulless film, which is a shame because I…