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  • Deathgasm
  • The World's End
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

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  • Clerks III

    ★★★★

  • Violent Night

    ★★★½

  • Life After Beth

    ★★★½

  • Bad Hamster

    ★★

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  • Clerks III

    Clerks III

    ★★★★

    So I love both Clerks movies. The first one is funny and clever while the second is raunchier but sweeter at the time. Naturally I was excited for this and after finally watching it I can say yeah, it was worth it.
    Jeff Anderson and Brian O'Halloran both give genuinely strong performances, especially in the scene where Dante has a drunken heart. There's definitely a heart and love for the past here and it works well. First hour has some…

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    ★★★½

    Not amazing but does exactly what it promises and succeeds at that. David Harbour does really well as this specific Santa and totally captures the fedup kickass vibe, John Leguizamo is actually menacing and works well as a villain, the action scenes are creative and entertaining, and the relationship between Santa and Trudy is genuinely sweet with a good amount of heart. Good movie.
    Anyways I got some trailers and here are the lessons I learned from them:
    1. The…

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  • Little Shop of Horrors

    Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★

    The scariest part of this is imagining Hollywood remaking the film and using CGI for Audrey II.
    EDIT: Why is this my most popular review
    Also I wrote this review when a remake was already announced so don't blame me. If I actually had any influence I'd be annoying New Zealand until they greenlit Deathgasm: Goremageddon
    Edit to Edit: So someone in New Zealand must have seen this. Hype

  • Team America: World Police

    Team America: World Police

    ★★★★

    Chris warned us about Cats but we didn't listen.