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  • Jaws
  • War and Peace
  • Final Destination 5
  • Autumn Sonata

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  • Aspects

  • Pain & Gain


  • The Suspicious Death of a Minor


  • This Is Me…Now


Pinned reviews

  • The Whale

    The Whale


    I've been overweight my entire life. As early as I can remember, (somewhere during my time in early elementary school) I can recall being mocked at or used as the butt of a joke. I've never really experienced a day in my life where I haven't been gawked at. I've always received dirty looks. It never really effected me, emotionally, (because I simply did not have the mental capacity to understand what was happening at the time) until high school.…

  • The Day After Tomorrow

    The Day After Tomorrow


    "To mankind!"

    I don't think I'm the same "pretentious asshole" I was at the start of college. The one that claimed that this movie, "stunk" or was "poorly made", for the fear of looking embarrassing and not fitting-in with what everybody else was saying at the time. Maybe I still am a pretentious asshole, and I'm just too-stupid or ignorant to realize it. But I can't hide behind a thin veil and claim that this movie "sucks". Are there more…

Recent reviews

  • Aspects


    HAPPY 2 YR ANNIVERSARY of this cute little short I made with great friends in college! I miss the team! I miss the problem-solving! I want to get back into it again! Hopefully sometime soon! I miss these freaks.

    Here's the link to watch it if you haven't seen it yet:

  • Pain & Gain

    Pain & Gain


    "Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts, one of them is knocking someone the fuck out!"

    I'm not a Bayhead(?) that some might label themselves as. I'm just a guy who likes good movies! But I may be a Bayhead after Pain & Gain. Never has a film opened my eyes more to a directors intent than this. I think I get it? Maybe I don't! What I do know is that Michael Bay is made for stories like…

Popular reviews

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Make this R rated and make the minions say "fuck".

  • Taxi



    Anyone who hates this movie can suck my toes.