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  • Solaris
  • O-Bi, O-Ba: The End of Civilization
  • High Plains Drifter
  • Twin Peaks: The Return

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  • Licence to Kill

    ★★★★

  • Uncharted

    ★½

  • The Ninth Configuration

    ★★★★★

  • Southland Tales

    ★★★★

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  • MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

    MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

    ★★

    How

  • Robot Jox

    Robot Jox

    ★★★½

    Ur a cop if u trash on a movie where the United States and Russia solve their disputes with a mech warrior tournament. Sorry officer I don’t make the rules.

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  • Licence to Kill

    Licence to Kill

    ★★★★

    Just a few observations:

    -One thing I like about Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig is that they both play James Bond as a force of nature fueled by rage; Dalton is gunning for my favorite Bond, though. Severely under-appreciated at the very least.

    -I love how almost everyone treats money as worthless pieces of paper. A weapon, a smoke screen, an excuse to play cards or get chicks. It’s a pleasure to watch people throw away millions. 

    -Q is a solid…

  • Uncharted

    Uncharted

    ★½

    Wife: “There’s not a single moment where the characters just shut up”

    Me: “Actually that’s pretty accurate to the games”

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