Favorite films

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  MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate 2001

  ★★ Watched 15 Sep 2022

  How

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  Robot Jox 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2022

  Ur a cop if u trash on a movie where the United States and Russia solve their disputes with a mech warrior tournament. Sorry officer I don’t make the rules.

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  Licence to Kill 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2023

  Just a few observations:

  -One thing I like about Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig is that they both play James Bond as a force of nature fueled by rage; Dalton is gunning for my favorite Bond, though. Severely under-appreciated at the very least.

  -I love how almost everyone treats money as worthless pieces of paper. A weapon, a smoke screen, an excuse to play cards or get chicks. It’s a pleasure to watch people throw away millions. 

  -Q is a solid…

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  Uncharted 2022

  ★½ Watched 30 Jan 2023 1

  Wife: “There’s not a single moment where the characters just shut up”

  Me: “Actually that’s pretty accurate to the games”

Popular reviews

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  Grey Gardens 1975

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Jul 2020

  Movies you can smell

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  Read It and Weep 2006

  ★½ Watched 03 Mar 2018

  The Fight Club of the Silly Bandz Generation