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The Creator 2023
The last time I was in a movie theater, it was to see a Star Wars movie, Jesus Christ, damn near four years ago. I haven’t felt a need to return since, thanks to upgrading to a 77-inch 4K TV with Dolby Atmos surround sound, and a global plague, but today I found myself traveling on business, in town three hours before check-in time at my hotel, with a movie theater right next door, so I strapped on an N-95…
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Perfect 2018
We open with seizure-inducing flickering lights and a voice over direct from an incel's manifesto, and I fear that I might have made a terrible movie selection.
Then we cut to a teenager, who has apparently murdered a girl in his bedroom, calling his mom for help, and it seems the voice over might well have been straight out of an incel's 4Chan post history, and I am questioning the life choices that have brought me here, in front of…
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