Rob

Rob Pro

I'm not answering any Goddamned questions without my lawyer here.

Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Unbreakable
  • WarGames

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  • The Creator

    ★★½

  • Bushwick

    ★½

  • No One Will Save You

    ★★★½

  • Grizzly Man

    ★★★

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  • The Creator

    The Creator

    ★★½

    The last time I was in a movie theater, it was to see a Star Wars movie, Jesus Christ, damn near four years ago. I haven’t felt a need to return since, thanks to upgrading to a 77-inch 4K TV with Dolby Atmos surround sound, and a global plague, but today I found myself traveling on business, in town three hours before check-in time at my hotel, with a movie theater right next door, so I strapped on an N-95…

  • Bushwick

    Bushwick

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    For a while when I was in my 20s, I dated a girl who came from money, and since we were in our 20s, that meant I inherited all her bougie friends from college. One evening, I was informed that we were going to meet a couple of her old buddies to “hang out,” which, to me, a 28-year-old chainsmoking drunkard who spent more nights than not ensconced at the bars at the back of comedy clubs, fraternizing with colleagues…

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  • Perfect

    Perfect

    ★½

    We open with seizure-inducing flickering lights and a voice over direct from an incel's manifesto, and I fear that I might have made a terrible movie selection.

    Then we cut to a teenager, who has apparently murdered a girl in his bedroom, calling his mom for help, and it seems the voice over might well have been straight out of an incel's 4Chan post history, and I am questioning the life choices that have brought me here, in front of…

  • Clerks III

    Clerks III

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You can't go home again.

    -- My mom, 1993

    I'm gonna start here: I liked Clerks 3. But in a very specific, very complicated way. I liked it in the way I imagine some people like going to high school or college reunions. It's fun to see people you cared very much about at one time in your life, throw back a few drinks, and reminisce about the good times you shared. The problem is, eventually you run out of…