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True Romance 1993
I've seen True Romance about a dozen times, and this is the first time it occurred to me that, when a pop culture obsessed dork like Clarence finally gets himself laid, of course it would be lit and shot exactly like the sex scene from Top Gun. Well, either that or the one from The Terminator, but even Tony Scott knew that no human being can have hand-clasping sex the way that Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese do by simple…
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Uncle Sam 1996
Bill Lustig's a weird director. He made Maniac, which is a surprisingly affecting slasher flick from the early days of the genre, and a bunch of the Maniac Cop flicks, which are at least kinda gross and fun, but he also made Relentless, which I recall as one of the worst serial killer movies ever made, and in a world that contains The January Man and Jennifer 8, that's saying a thing.
Uncle Sam, however, appears to be in Bill's…
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Perfect 2018
We open with seizure-inducing flickering lights and a voice over direct from an incel's manifesto, and I fear that I might have made a terrible movie selection.
Then we cut to a teenager, who has apparently murdered a girl in his bedroom, calling his mom for help, and it seems the voice over might well have been straight out of an incel's 4Chan post history, and I am questioning the life choices that have brought me here, in front of…