The Northman

The Northman ★★★

I will avenge you Eggers , I will save you 2hours and 16 minutes and tell you to watch the Lion King for quicker rendition of this tale and I will kill off all these flat (signature farting )  characters that I just don’t really care for ….. 



Opening was so incredibly promising and had me grining with pure eagerness ( eggerness)  on what was to come ….. but alas that joy was fizzled out with the staleness on how simple this story was. Bjork and Dafoe not being used to the full potential poisoning my soul.  Hopefully we got more in the extended cut ??



Producers weighed in on the options and thought more visuals over story was the right way to go …. Will purchase anyway on Blu ray to see directors cut !!!!

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