Ronn Kurtz

Melbourne - Australia
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  • A Serbian Film

    A Serbian Film


    You have to get absolutely cockeyed to watch this 

    pun intended

  • Crash



    Sex, car crashes , sex , more car crashes and beautiful cinematography followed by a lot of car crashes and Sex .... a movie about people who get off on fatal car crashes  and thier cars . What more do you want ? 

    Vaughan: Spit out your gum. I don't want you blowing it up my urethra.
    Airport Hooker: Yes, Daddy 

    Why does my car look so attractive right now ? .....

Popular reviews

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Why does sub zeros eyes look like Mini me’s eyes when he didn’t get his fix of Belgium chocolate ? 

    Expect every single line in this, (somewhat of a train wreck of a story ) to be an exposition or a story plot driven sentence that makes you want to peel your face off, pull the spine out of your hollow body and floss your toochus with it , which by the way ... never happens and If you a…

  • Minari



    Why we out here making American red hats great again ? 

    Enjoy this sweet humble, honest human story 

    Didn’t leave me with a “broken dingdong” but definitely a relaxed and happy one :)