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Or most likely not even close to either.
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
Really hard to put into words how fucking amazing this movie is. Just when you thought the first one was REALLY good, Sony and team crank out an even better movie.
Totally understand why it took five years to make this movie. It was worth the wait. No frame or line in this movie goes to waste. Every frame and line a character says holds weight and holds your attention for 134 minutes straight.
Can’t wait for the third movie. I’ll start to question life if the third one somehow tops this one.
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Guardians of the Galaxy 2014
So much fun my goodness. I credit this movie as the catalyst for changing my music taste to what it is now. I feel like that’s the case for a lot of people who watched this movie when they were younger. Huge impact!
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The Batman 2022
Batman vs. 4chan
The wait was LONG but it was so well worth it.
This has been said a lot already, but this is so awfully similar to Se7en and Zodiac but with Batman. This movie felt it was The Dark Knight’s next door neighbor or little brother. Like it picks up where the Dark Knight left off.
It was everything I wanted in a Batman movie. Great performances, an eerie score, “painting” cinematography, a high stakes unhinged villain, and…
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
As I came out of the theater I heard this guy said, “That was the best two hours I’ve ever had in my entire worthless life.”
Only two things are guaranteed in life. Death and taxes. That’s a really dwelling thought if you really think about it. No movie has ever made me feel so insignificant and yet so significant. You feel every inch of the emotional spectrum watching this film.
Our lives are just tiny momentary specks in time.…
