Kajillionaire ★★½

Yeah. I don't get it.

I dunno. There is nothing for me to relate to here. Same as Lady Bird. Same as Beautiful Boy. Same as Eighth Grade. You can find the common thread amongst those films yourself.

The first half is simply abysmal. There's nothing to enjoy. No humorous moments. It's just watching parents gaslight the shit out of their kid. When Gina Rodriguez comes around, things pick up a little bit, which is something I never thought I'd say. The relationship we see develop between her and Evan Rachel Wood is the sole bright spot for me.

I don't get it, and I don't think I ever will. Sorry, folks.