Feels like a dark, white trash meditation on the concept of nature vs nurture and the cycles of abuse. It's not elegant, but I think it’s powerful in a primal way. Zombie tried something radically different and auteur-ish with a well-established series, knowing the consequences. I very rebelliously love this Frankenstein's monster of a film.

HALLOWEEN
Rob Zombie

I was counting down the minutes until this fucking movie was over.

Feels like they thumbed through the “Book of Saw” and only read the chapter on traps

Bad news? 75% of this movie is uhhh ASS
Good news? I do not care

Saw, Ranked

Intensely self-serious and grim. Fantastic sound design. Josh Hartnett is pretty damn easy on the eyes

The film opens with Kong waking up on Skull Island. He yawns, stretches, then proceeds to scratch his ass...on the way to take a shower.

And for 25 whole seconds, I legitimately thought Godzilla vs. Kong was about to needle-drop All Star by Smash Mouth

Get over here and finish on me