Taken ★★★

The most hilariously right wing movie of the last 20 years. Sad dad, who everyone thinks is a big ole square until they need him, fights bitch ex-wives, pussy-ass stepfathers, the French, immigrant sex trafficking gangs, and lecherous Arabs who want to buy our women in service of protecting his daughter's virginity, all this in a movie written by a guy with a "rape allegations" header on his wikipedia page.