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  • Barry Lyndon
  • Double Indemnity
  • Casino
  • Dead Ringers

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  • Tremors

    ★★★★

  • Angel Heart

    ★★★★½

  • Pale Rider

    ★★★½

  • Apollo 13

    ★★★½

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  • Tremors

    Tremors

    ★★★★

    Rural community bands together to fight Shai-hulud infestation. RIP to the GOD Fred Ward.

  • Angel Heart

    Angel Heart

    ★★★★½

    There's something weird about this Louis Cyphre guy, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

    Neo noir occult mystery about the horrors of fan death.

    "Are you an atheist?"
    "Yes, I am. I'm from Brooklyn."

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hahahhaha yes you ignorant peons, I was invited to a screening of this movie last week and now that the embargo is over I can report it fucking slayed. Finally a version of Hamlet that doesn't suck!

    I knew I was in good hands early in this film in a scene that depicted our hero and his friends going wolf-man berserker mode and massacring an entire settlement of people, selling the women into slavery and chucking screaming children into a…

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    A movie for anyone who's ever been in love or had a really hot Jewish babysitter. The kind of movie that makes you want to stand up and cheer!