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  • Barry Lyndon
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Recent reviews

  • Firefox



    Clint is the world's greatest pilot and the world's worst spy in this one.

  • Heartbreak Ridge

    Heartbreak Ridge


    As Gunney Sgt. Tom Highway, Clint shares his love of getting STDs, his hatred of hippies, suckheads and all civilian authority, reconnects with his ex-wife and turns a platoon of candy-asses into life-takers and heartbreakers in time to redeem the US Marines' record of one loss in Vietnam and one tie in Korea with a stunning upset victory against the island of Grenada. Hoo-ra!

Popular reviews

  • Psycho



    Before the Janet Leigh shower scene, no one in America knew what a naked woman's body looked like, in fact, most women didn't even know you were supposed to be nude to bathe. Hitchcock's suggestion of nudity on film and frank depiction of sex outside of wedlock created horniness for the first time in our history. Hitchcock got everyone sprung before immediately showing the most brutal murder that had ever been depicted in art. The juxtaposition of these two heretofore…

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hahahhaha yes you ignorant peons, I was invited to a screening of this movie last week and now that the embargo is over I can report it fucking slayed. Finally a version of Hamlet that doesn't suck!

    I knew I was in good hands early in this film in a scene that depicted our hero and his friends going wolf-man berserker mode and massacring an entire settlement of people, selling the women into slavery and chucking screaming children into a…