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  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
  • The Thing
  • Back to the Future
  • Gremlins

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  • Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland

    ★★★

  • The Ruins

    ★★★

  • The Green Inferno

    ★★½

  • Godzilla

    ★★½

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  • Jimmy Carr: His Dark Material

    Jimmy Carr: His Dark Material

    "I used to worry about telling a joke so offensive I would never work again. But that was just me thinking like a genderfluid snowflake."

    The discourse about "dark humor" and people being too easily offended is an incredibly tiring one. So every time I see an entertainer pick up that subject for a production, I can only roll my eyes.
    Of course morbid humor can be funny and cathartic and helpful and what-not. But that doesn't mean that all…

  • Auschwitz

    Auschwitz

    "You know what my son brought me for breakfast this morning? Dog shit."

    Uwe Boll's Auschwitz might be his most genius project.

    This man's entire career is based on fraud and hate. He made money by getting the rights for videogame franchises (even though he hates videogames) and making deliberately terrible films that have barely anything to do with the source material. To add to his image, he makes fun of his critics and builds up a solid infamy that…