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  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man
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Recent reviews

  • RoboCop 2

    RoboCop 2


    Probably the most aggressive "Here comes the 90s!" film ever made and very endearing as a result.

  • Go



    The most distressingly straight Duval has ever looked.

Popular reviews

  • Tenet


    Half the dialogue is exposition. The soundtrack goes BRRRRM. You will forget the entire thing on the drive home. A film by Christopher Nolan.

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bugs turns into Big Chungus and a kid in the theatre lost his shit so hard his mother had to take him outside. I forgot the entire film on the drive home.