Favorite films

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man
  • Nowhere
  • Kids Return
  • Europa

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  • The King of the Kickboxers


  • Birth


  • Dead Ringers


  • The Iron Claw


Recent reviews

  • Our Drawings

    Our Drawings

    Autism Cinema. The kind of thing you make when you've never spoken to another person, but you have seen a lot of animated movies. I thought this was made by an AI but it turns out to just be the product of a beautiful mind. Notice that the directors self insert is not a real person but a drawing, thus making him entirely immersed in the fiction. Our director doesnt have anything coherent to say but he wants to live in Toy Story.

    Please enjoy us trying to comprehend this film:

  • The Men Who Stare at Goats

    The Men Who Stare at Goats

    I used to go over to my old highschool friends house and we would get high and just watch movies and they put this on and I realized I was too old to still be doing this. Real burnout older brother 700mb avi file on a laptop with a huge crack in it cinema right here. To be watched in a room full of ashtrays and pizza boxes and a couch with a hole in it.

Popular reviews

  • Tenet


    Half the dialogue is exposition. The soundtrack goes BRRRRM. You will forget the entire thing on the drive home. A film by Christopher Nolan.

  • Fallen Angels

    Fallen Angels


    Never before has a film so eloquently captured the feeling of driving to McDonalds at 3am.