Cnnr Dzs

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All-around dork.
Transgressive art enthusiast.
Wannabe filmmaker.

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Caché
  • Antichrist
  • Twin Peaks: The Return

Recent activity

  • Edge of the Axe


  • Deathstalker

  • Body Count


  • Unwelcome


Recent reviews

  • Edge of the Axe

    Edge of the Axe


    The final ten minutes of this are fucking insane. One of the best rewatches I've had in a long time. Edge of the Axe is one of the best late 80s slashers and deserves way more attention.

  • Deathstalker


    There's a literal pillow fight in this movie.

Popular reviews

  • Saltburn



    Pasolini’s Teorema re-envisioned as a bloodstained, unabashedly queer, pop-goth, sleaze-filled melodramedy; so thoroughly entrenched in 2006-2007 aesthetics that if someone told me it was filmed on the world’s nicest Motorola Razr I would have believed them. 

    Loved every frame of this.

  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    Flat, boring, and artistically redundant, The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar demonstrates clearly that Wes Anderson has disappeared into a twee cloud of his own pumpkin spice scented farts.

    The worst combination of maudlin and mawkish, The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar is a paradoxically strict adaptation of its source material that would have made Roald Dahl sick with its empty, saccharine, regressive aesthetics.