clownpit

don’t speak to me if you don’t think die hard is a christmas movie

Favorite films

  • Heathers
  • Lilo & Stitch
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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  • The Room

    ★★★★★

  • Gone Girl

    ½

  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    ★★★★★

  • Shrek

    ★★★★

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  • The Room

    The Room

    ★★★★★

    cheep cheep cheep

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ½

    though i get why a lot of women i know will rave about this movie for being the kind of “girl unhinged” trope that they can relate to and sympathize with, i personally don’t agree that this is a good example of that. i don’t think this movie was made for you. it seems promising at the beginning with the girl running away but then she just actually goes insane. faking her own rape, murdering someone, and ending up turning…

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  • Home on the Range

    Home on the Range

    fuck this movie no fucking stars fuck this fucking movie home on the FUCKING range is THE WORST disney animated movie ever there is nothing salvageable about this fucking movie do not let your kids watch this fucking movie i watched when i was little and now i have mad cow disease and go into a blind rage whenever this movie is even so much as mentioned fuck this movie

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★★

    i-*starts to sob uncontrollably*