Favorite films

  • Raise the Red Lantern
  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
  • Grave of the Fireflies
  • Under the Skin

Recent activity

  • Ricochet


  • Heavyweights


  • Rookie of the Year


  • The Sandlot


Recent reviews

  • Ricochet



    Where in the hell has this been hiding? I was expecting something with a little extra genre heat, but Ricochet isย a fucking grease fire. Zel does a striptease before pulling a gun out of his ass to make a collar, a devil incarnate John Lithgow escapes prison with the aid of a zip gun and some very un-hygienic application of power tools, and Ice-T literally raps to the villain over a flip phone to set up the final confrontation. Ricochetโ€ฆ

  • Heavyweights



    We worked our whole life. And what do we have to show? NOTHIN NOTHIN NOTHIN!!!

    Heavyweightsย absolutely wouldnโ€™t be made today, and not for good reasons. The overall message is a worthy one, and the journey getting there is at times so funny it hurts. A pizza, coke and sleepover kind of movie from my childhood.

    Ben Stillerโ€™s best performance. Iโ€™m not joking.

Popular reviews

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    Not a cash grab. Not a โ€œre-quel.โ€ This is a film. Welcome back, Hollywood.

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections


    A 150 minute waste of time that reminds usย of the brilliance of Jefferson Airplaneโ€™sย "White Rabbit", and that's about it. I'm honestly amazed at how bad this is. Like most truly bad films, it sticks in your craw because it had the potential to be better. Lana Wachowski is working with the kernel of a good idea: place Thomas Anderson back in The Matrix unexplained and have his entire crusade from the first three films reduced into something anodyne and trivialโ€ฆ