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  Sanctuary 2022

  Watched 30 Sep 2023

  she is literally as good an actress as taylor swift (derogatory) 😭. this could be cute but she really PAINS me… when you know you do NOT know… we need a vehicle for chris (alden ehrenreich is invited too) because leaving girls for vox lux and this is embarrassing… my bf was like “who is that” 😭😭😭

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  Theater Camp 2023

  Watched 20 Sep 2023

  not offensive but what we can learn from these things is that a person with an X.com account does not a performer make. not really more to say but i’m bored asf watching this… would rather be watching those tiktoks of the woman who lets a bear into her house and she asks him to close the door by saying “close the door, hon” and he closes the door by holding the knob in his mouth. he brings friends with…

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ½ Watched 19 Dec 2022 10

  are you people insane? are you virgins? just trying to figure it out

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  Watched 06 Jun 2022 3

  You ate the plastic garbage can? After I specifically asked you not to?

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