This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Not accurate enough for fans, not good or scary enough for people new to the franchise, just enough MatPat to salvage my enjoyment.
That's not how you spell my name but how can I be mad when this is the greatest student film to ever exist? I shouldn't even clarify its a student film, it's on par with what's in cinemas right now. Parasite? More like Parashite. Move over Tarantino, Thomas is storming Hollywood and the pint is just the start of it.