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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★½ Watched 28 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Not accurate enough for fans, not good or scary enough for people new to the franchise, just enough MatPat to salvage my enjoyment.

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  V/H/S/85 2023

  ★★★ Watched 08 Oct 2023

  Scott Derickson re invented horror when he gave us Gunther

Popular reviews

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  The Pint

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Oct 2022 1

  That's not how you spell my name but how can I be mad when this is the greatest student film to ever exist? I shouldn't even clarify its a student film, it's on par with what's in cinemas right now. Parasite? More like Parashite. Move over Tarantino, Thomas is storming Hollywood and the pint is just the start of it.

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  Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Nov 2022

  Has un-ironically Radcliffe's best performance as well as a fight scene better than anything choreographed in the MCU since winter soldier. RIP to a legend, wonder how that concert next year is gonna go

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