things i liked about the northman:
throat singing, spears, nicole kidman’s hair, claes bang’s vibe, early scandinavian weaving, heimir the fool, berry crowns, kulning, obviously alexander skarsgard’s entire aura
things i like less about the northman:
cgi babies, cgi tree, not enough t&a
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