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  • Black Bear

    Black Bear


    You’re really hard to read...” 
    Yeah, you know what, I get that all the time, but I actually think that I’m so easy to read that people just get confused and they make it harder on themselves.” 

    Black Bear is savagely primal. Aubrey Plaza’s performance is both captivating and horrifying. Christopher Abbott and Sarah Gadon delivery as well, but our lead is the lead for a reason. Plaza plays off the two of them in such an intense way that…

  • Little Women

    Little Women


    ‘What novelty is worth that sweet monotony where everything is known and loved because it is known?’ How great is that?” 

    I have a really difficult time fully and comprehensively articulating the emotional weight Little Women has begun to carry for me since I first saw it at the beginning of this year. It is truthfully unparalleled to any other film I’ve seen in the entirety of my life. This is the sixth time in a year that I’ve sat…

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  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw


    Spiral: From the Book of Saw is undeniably all about Chris Rock and for me, that’s exactly what helps elevate Spiral above nearly all other installments. For a man who for many of younger generations is known as the voice of a talking animated zebra or a goofy dad who hangs with his pals every summer, I was genuinely floored by just how much Rock gives in his starring role for Spiral

    I always end up preferring when the kills…

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    I am in love with my hot, scary wife: Mileena!!

    My only previous experience with Mortal Kombat was how my sisters and I would watch the gameplay videos of it at the local Round Table Pizza arcade because we weren’t allowed to play violent games growing up so Mortal Kombat the movie was a lot of ??? and !!!s for me! 

    I think I had fun! Mostly just when Mileena was around, and also when no one was talking and…

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  • Death to 2020

    Death to 2020

    The first of what will be decades worth of white men trying to cleverly joke about 12 months of never ending global trauma. I am already tired of it.

    I hope Leslie Jones and Joe Keery made bank for being here. 

    2020 Ranked

  • Mank


    If this doesn’t end up being the best movie I’ve ever seen in my entire life, it is on sight for me and Mr. David Fincher. Mindhunter, I will avenge you. Goodnight, sweet prince.